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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:14
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
What was something inappropriate a member of your family caught you doing?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet - theregister.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Thousands of Kroger, Albertsons grocery store workers vote to strike - KIRO 7 News Seattle
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
So they tried
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
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Tony Awards: Predicting the Winners Using Just Math - The Hollywood Reporter
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
"Gasping": Scientists Make Breakthrough Toward Full Cure for HIV - futurism.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons